Descrição

Um pobre aventureiro fica encantado ao descobrir uma nova maneira de ganhar dinheiro.

Dados do documento

Autor: Peachpanda
Gênero: Indefinido.
Versão: 11.80 (03 de julho de 2018)
Biblioteca: Write a Book Hall
Localização: Secret Library Energy Section

Texto literal

Bottle Deposit Hero

I return to Tibia after 10 years and everything is so frightening Comrades whizzing by me, their speed like lightening To the Thais bank I venture but find only 3000 gold pieces It all goes to a new rod, I pray its power never ceases “Can this old lady catch up?” I whisper to the depot’s stone wall To Mountain Sternum’s Undead Cave I go, I’m sure I can stand tall!

Two skeletons greet me and my rod gleefully ices each Down the stairs I go, now bloodthirsty ghouls I must reach How they moan and groan to kill me, but I kill them from a distance I feel invincible and shout “Enjoy your nonexistence!” My loot bag full of gold, my doubts are at zero I think to myself, “This time I’ll become the top hero.”

I turn to go home as my mana starts to run low “No problem” I thought, “I have potions in stow.” Out from my backpack I pull out a great mana potion I go to use it with one smooth motion But wait it’s not working, why doesn’t it flow? “Oh fudge”, I curse myself, “my powers are too low”

Try as I might, I get no juice Only regular mana potions, can I use I try to run but there are monsters too many My vision blurs and I cry aplenty

I revive at the temple with nothing on me My pack is gone and my rod has left me “Is this the end for good?” I weep loudly How could things turn so badly? I shuffle back to the depot, eyes downcast Feeling defeated and like an outcast

As I approach the building, my feet kick something Empty bottles they are that others have been dumping My heart starts to pound as I realize its potential Who says another's trash isn’t my essential 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 stacks I count 3000 gold pieces perfect in amount!

I race to Xodet shouting “trade” at the top of my lungs His other guests whisper around me wagging their tongues But care I have none for this has saved me To the shop I go on my spending spree

This story thus ends with a happy ending For tomorrow I start again, this time unending!

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