Descrição

Releitura de fábulas no estilo tibiano.

Dados do documento

Autor: Desconhecido.
Gênero: Alusão, Ficção, Observacional.
Versão: Não informada
Biblioteca: White Raven Monastery, Adventurer's Dormitory, Rookgaard Academy Library
Localização: Isle of the Kings, Dawnport Centre, Rookgaard

Texto literal

Once upon a time there was a little gnome.

And as all gnomes he was a treacherous, greedy coward (and that's pretty treacherous, greedy and cowardish). One day in the middle of a deep forest the little gnome met a little girl wearing a pretty red cap. As the greedy gnome saw that she was carrying a bag full of finest bread and a flask of wine, he pretended to be starving and begged the little girl for food and water in a way anoying as only gnomes can be (and that's pretty anoying). But the girl was warned of treacherous gnomes by a valiant huntsman she met before and she quickly ran away from the greedy little gnome. The gnome became angry but was afraid to steal from her, because she might have been stronger than him. So he wandered into the woods cursing as only gnomes can curse (and that's pretty ugly). By chance he almost stumbled over a sleeping bard. Quickly figuring out the magical nature of the flute lying near the sleeping bard, he stole it as quickly as only a gnome can do (and that's pretty quick). Using the magic flute he lured a pack of wolves to the little girls grandmas house and let the beasts chase both into the wilderness and laughed wickedly as only gnomes can laugh (and that's pretty wicked). Laughing the gnome gulped the wine and swallowed the bread as fast as only gnomes can (and that's pretty fast). So he lived in the woods and molested squirrels happily ever after.

Onde encontrar

Black Book em Isle of the Kings (White Raven Monastery) (32174, 31932, 6)
Big Blue Book em Dawnport Centre (Adventurer's Dormitory) (32071, 31898, 3)
Brown Book em Rookgaard (Rookgaard Academy Library)